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Holiday Greetings

To All,

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues,
but it is difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to say without
offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on his advice I
wish to say the following :

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the
most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of
your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2011 , but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (
not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country )
and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him
or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

To my Christian Friends, and colleagues, I wish a Merry Christmas

To my Jewish Friends, and colleagues I wish a Happy Hanuka

To my African American friends and colleagues I wish a Happy Kwanzaa

To my Atheist friends and colleagues, I wish Happy time

To all I wish a Healthy, Happy & Prosperous 2012

Best Regards ( without prejudice )

Name withheld ( Privacy legislation ).

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P.S.  I-as adauga la capitolul mentiuni explicite, ca fiind vizati de urari pe urmatorii blogosferici:

Andreanum
Ghelme
Cum va place?
Delaepicentru
Niku Electriku
Depresium
Doina Popescu
Franckmelen
Link Ping
Tilbuhoglinda
Dictatura Justitie
Gabiluta
Oglinda de vest
Tesoruccio
Gabriela Savitsky
Mitzaa Biciclista
Tony
Vinovat ca exist
Tiberiu Orasanu

4 răspunsuri to “Holiday Greetings”

  1. […] sa ofer sectiunii dedicate urarilor si felicitarilor pe Arca, un loc central, prin centralizare AICI – Holiday Greetings in limba universalului Billy Shakespeare. Se accepta notificatii in condica de sugestii si […]

  2. Dl.Goe said

    Am impresia ca a fost omisa din urarea oficiala o categorie importanta de potentiali cititori ai divinei comedii de pe Arca lui Goe: categoria ateilor. Acestora le urez din suflet (aflandu-ma sper in asentimentul tuturor celorlati) un solstitiu de iarna fericit, sanatate, prosperitate si indeplinirea tuturor dorintelor, alaturi de cei dragi, sa le fie casa casa, sa le fie masa, masa si sa aiba parte de tot cei bun pe lumea asta. Felicitari tuturor republicanilor de Ziua Republicii si de asemenea Revelion fericit tuturor. Un An Nou cu sanatate si succese.

  3. Radu Humor said

    Daca taceai…
    Ca doar ii bagasei la locul lor ( vorba vine, ca….!) si pe atei :
    To my Atheist friends and colleagues, I wish Happy time

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